In the meantime the Agency is preparing new plots against the Circus workers. As you all know, Circus workers are migrating birds not able to fly by them self.
According to the Agency, travel costs decreases with length of travel. Auckland, New Zealand is the absolutely cheapest destination at 269.- kroner. Copenhagen, Denmark is the most expensive together with Aberdeen, Scotland at 73.250.- kroner. Paris is 9.950.- kroner and Moscow is 8.700.- kroner. All prices are based on the agreed prices between the Agency and the preferred airlines ie. Blue Sky and Banana Airlines. Blue Sky will start their flights when they have financing for their new planes and Banana, as some of you might know, takes off when the plane is full.
The Agency spokesman, Pjotr Petrovitsj Luzjin, denies the Circus workers accusations. According to Mr Luzjin, the Agency has used modern econometry in their random guesswork.
