Five to ten years from now we look forward to welcome you to our huge, marvelous, brand new Circus tent.
It is now clear that we will have a cylindrical base with a conical top. One of our main shareholders has been in favor of a cubical base with a four sided pyramidal top. His knowledge of geometry is limited and he felt it was easier estimating the canvas needed for a solution based on squares and triangles. Experts from a well known mathematical institute has convinced him that the canvas area could easily be calculated with a slide rule using logarithms or by the HELGA computer software.
The HELGA calculation (see formula below) has estimated that we will need 1822123,73908208 square meters for a circus tent with a 400 meter radius and 100 meter high vertical walls and a 50 meter high cone. This will be the worlds largest circus tent!
We are currently identifying weavers that are qualified for supplying premium quality circus tent canvas in pink, yellow, red and blue.
The location of our New Circus Development requires extensive civil works and tons of dynamite to make a nice and flat foundation for our new circus tent. This will take years to complete.
Click on map to see details of the proposed area.
Our Department for Printing of Tickets and Business Cards are designing tickets for the new Circus. This is a very difficult task and the printing of business cards is further delayed with another four months.
We are now recruiting personnel for management positions and the position as Head of Training of Insects included Fleas is currently open for qualified applicants!!
In the near future a position as Specialist in our Looking for Runaway Fleas Division will be posted.
